Allegro Motorsport is an exclusive Gentleman's Motoring Club that operates on a 'strictly invite only' basis. If you are very tall, or very short, or very stupid, or very old, or very sleepy, or very German, or just good at cooking sausages - the likelihood is that you'll fit in just fine. If you're none of those things, but just bored with life and have a hankering for anything petrol, sailor jerry and putting stickers on old cars you'll probably be accepted - especially if you have a front-bottom.